My humans brought home a weird new creature. It lives in a glass house and eats bugs a lot. 

The weird new thing doesn’t have fur; doesn’t want to play with me; doesn’t help keep other cats out of our yard. In short, it is useless. It’s cute though and the humans seem to like it so I guess it’s OK if it stays. 

The humans call it “Ash” and said it is a bearded dragon. Humans are very weird sometimes.